2025.02.24: Patent Toll
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher's 100%, Severance's Most Watched Crown, the possible Hooters bankruptcy, Monday's bad rap, patent drama, and Ashley's unappreciated efforts.
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| 0:00.0 | Let's get this party started. |
| 0:02.6 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning, September. |
| 0:14.4 | For February 24th, 2020, 5. |
| 0:17.6 | My name is Bertie Burns sitting right over there. She is Roadweary. We have a road trip today, so. I'm road weary in advance. Yeah, so we're recording this one super early. Can I, can I share an opinion that I don't think is going to go down well? Right out of the gate. It's Monday, everybody. Exactly. It's Monday. |
| 0:39.8 | Mondays suck, right? |
| 0:55.9 | Well, you go back to the office and you're like, oh, man, it's such a nice weekend. You know, I don't think Monday asked for all this. They were like, I never, no, they didn't tell me I was going to be the first day of the work week. That work didn't even exist when they invented my ass. Well, I don't think the weekend existed when they invented all of that, right? |
| 0:55.4 | But my thing about Monday is I realized that like the going back to the office |
| 1:00.3 | part sucks, but Monday is also like, I'm at my freshest. I'm at my most restedest, |
| 1:07.4 | and I'm ready to go. So you feel good on Monday? I feel good on a Monday. So you're a parent now. That's the difference. And so the kid ready to go. So you feel good on a Monday? I feel good on a Monday. |
| 1:11.4 | So you're a parent now. |
| 1:12.9 | That's the difference. And so the kid gets to go to school is what it is. How do you feel about Mondays in like mid-July? How do you feel about that? Yeah, I guess that won't be at all the case. It'll just be so fresh. I'll just be like, please, August, come faster. If you have like two minutes to yourself without. |
| 1:28.2 | I was watching you. |
| 1:28.9 | Two minutes. |
| 1:29.4 | That's optimistic. |
| 1:30.1 | I know. |
| 1:30.5 | It really is. |
| 1:31.2 | I was watching. be like, please, August, come faster. You have like two minutes to yourself without. |
| 1:28.2 | I was watching you. |
| 1:28.9 | Two minutes. |
| 1:29.4 | That's optimistic. |
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