2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher Season 3, Alan Ritchson, Burnie's short stint as a morning show host, Maya Hawke's influencer revelation, revisionism, city killing asteroids, porn star pregnancy, US Winter Blast Part II, Fat Princess, Doug Turner's epic rager, and Australian viral teens.
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| 0:00.0 | No, okay, so I think I have a decent one. |
| 0:03.0 | A million dollars, but for the rest of your life, you lactate. |
| 0:06.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.3 | Let's just get peaking. |
| 0:10.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:16.5 | Morning, September! |
| 0:18.2 | Or February 20th, 2020. |
| 0:20.7 | 25. My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:23.6 | Somebody owes her a check for all the lactation. |
| 0:26.6 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:28.6 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:30.6 | It does feel a little bit unfair. |
| 0:32.6 | That was such a dutful episode that you're like, man, it would take a million dollars for me to be willing to lactate yeah well yeah it was you know it's a lot of guys like sitting there and go can you imagine a hard that would be if you had to do that you know every woman is like yeah yeah super hard you'll take the million okay yeah nice of you to collect a paycheck for it but uh I actually wrote to Gavin, I think sometime in the last couple years where I was like, |
| 0:59.5 | I owe you a debt because for the rest of my life, we'll have this million dollars butt |
| 1:04.0 | episode. |
| 1:05.4 | We're both one of the slow-mo guys and Alan Richardson were breastfeeding on me. |
| 1:14.3 | I'll always have that in my resume somewhere. |
| 1:18.2 | You know, we got that at that frame painted. It's on the wall. It's huge. But the weird thing was, |
| 1:21.4 | I forgot it was Allen's premise. He was the one who came up with that. |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah, we were, we were just talking about him because the new season of his show, Reacher, is out now on Amazon Prime. |
| 1:33.4 | So this is season three. |
| 1:36.1 | And so the seasons just started. |
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