It's five miles wide.

It's traveling at a speed of 30,000 miles per hour.

And there is no place on earth to hide.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good.

A warning to you, wherever you are, because it is running southwest.

For February 13th, 2020, 5. My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's my

pre-valentine. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. That's right. There is one day

remaining.

So I hope you got your plans.

Yeah, we should know what we should do for tomorrow.

We should put together so when people wake up and they realize, oh, shit, I didn't do anything.

What's like the last minute thing that somebody can do for Valentine's Day? You ever see on Reddit?

Valentine's Day, there's always the post

from the night before when all the dudes are like in a Target because it's the only thing

it's open and they're in the gift card aisle all looking for their Valentine's Day card.

You know what, though, is a Target really, they know their audience, right? They've got this

figured out. You walk into Target and they're going to have, boom, here's like a bin full of different chocolates. Right next to it is a stand full of flowers. And then here's all the greeting cards. So you walk in the door, you go boom, boom, boom. You're at the checkout and you're gone in five minutes. It is like the ultimate shopping experience for a dude. Yeah, so I won't put you on the spot right now. I'll think up some stuff you can do.

Yeah, for tomorrow.

Because otherwise, ultimate shopping experience for a dude. Yeah, so I won't put you on the spot right now.

I'll think up some stuff you can do. Yeah, for tomorrow. Because otherwise, the guys in our audience will be making those like handwritten coupons for dude rubs or something like that. It doesn't work. You can't do those. Those never end up being a gift for us. They always like, they seem like it. Like here, I'm going to turn in my back rub coupon.

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