2025.02.11: Tight Five
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Armando Torres and Burnie, RT Podcast hosts from different eras, discuss stand-up comedy, personality driven content, modern trends, the relationship between mass and volume, developing a special, abandoning bits, and Armando indulging Burnie's curiosity about the nitty-gritty of stand up comedy.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, well, well, how the turntables... |
| 0:07.0 | Hey! We're recording the podcast! |
| 0:10.0 | Shut up! |
| 0:11.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:17.0 | For February 11th, 2020. |
| 0:21.9 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:26.6 | He drove all the way from Los Angeles to be here today. |
| 0:29.9 | It's Armando Torres. |
| 0:30.8 | Say hello to Armando. |
| 0:32.9 | Hello to Armando. |
| 0:34.2 | Let me ask you a question right out of the gate. |
| 0:36.4 | How much do you hate the Mandalorian? Yeah, we, uh, so much. It's, uh, maybe quite possibly the worst thing that ever happened, um, in the history of the American states. Mando. Yeah, the first time you heard them to call him Mando. Did you just go, oh, shit, it's over? I knew it was done. |
| 0:54.9 | I knew I was so cooked. The thing is, is in most people's lives, man, to be an Aaron when the A-A-Run sketch dropped, that's got to be like your 9-11. Truly, it's got to be like the one. I met your own personal one. I met a lady one time and I go, |
| 1:11.8 | I go, |
| 1:12.4 | I go, what's your name? |
| 1:13.1 | And she goes, |
| 1:13.9 | Alexa. |
| 1:14.5 | And I go, I go, what's your name? |
| 1:13.1 | And she goes, Alexa. |
| 1:14.5 | And I go, oh, do you? |
| 1:15.6 | She was absolutely like her. |
| 1:17.4 | Like she didn't even let me finish the thought. |
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