Go with the theme song.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Well, good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Zepin.

42525.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She's employee number two, but she's number one in your heart.

It's Ashley Burns.

Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

I appreciate that, but I will take employee number two.

One sounds like an awful lot of pressure.

It's a lot of pressure. A lot of pressure to be number one, Ashley. You never know, you never know. You need to do the color commentating is number two. It's great. You know, the 2525 thing does, it doesn't work unless we use the U.S. date format, but I guess we can be flexible like that if we want to. We can go wherever we want to. Yeah, look, we are cultural camillians.

And what that means is basically we're just going to pick whatever format feels right for the day.

And today, 2525 feels right.

Yeah, we'll just do whatever makes us sound smart, right?

That's it.

Exactly.

So I can just feel everyone going, well, you just talk about it already.

Okay, well, today is going to be a short podcast.

We normally have short podcasts, but this is going to be a very short podcast because we're only going to talk about one topic.

And if you are listening to today's episode, you probably only want to hear about one topic.

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