2025.01.30: Trade Dressed
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the opposite hand, sexing ducks, learning about the Reagan plane crash in real time, and playing live shows.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, and our breakfast special today is |
| 0:02.9 | Teresa and eggs. |
| 0:04.1 | Teresa and eggs? |
| 0:05.4 | What is that? |
| 0:07.4 | It's a Mexican sausage mixed in with scrambled eggs, |
| 0:10.6 | and it comes with hash browns and toast. |
| 0:12.3 | We'll be having that. |
| 0:13.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:14.2 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:17.3 | Shut up. |
| 0:18.5 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is good morning somewhere for January 30th, 2020. |
| 0:28.5 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:33.9 | He's my own personal little chorizo. |
| 0:36.8 | It's Jason, everybody. Say hi to Jason |
| 0:39.1 | Sal Donya. I'm back. Back again. Probably the most frequent guest, either. You or Becca, I would say. It's because you just keep me in a closet over here. Probably leaves the country. He just dust me away. Locks from the outside. Kind of fucked. It's kind of a shitty move to be honest with you after all these years. It's all right though. |
| 0:53.8 | This little mouse keeps me in company. |
| 0:55.6 | Yeah. So there's a, I think I got a mouse somewhere in here. I suspect. I suspect. A little mouse running around. What's grossest? Mouse or roaches? Roaches are pretty gross. Yeah, but roaches never wiped out most of Europe. |
| 1:11.5 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:29.1 | Yeah, but I feel like if you have a mouse, you might... Maybe you just have one mouse. Roaches, you know, there's probably a lot of them all over the place. Yeah. You could get rid of that mouse. Mouse, you could get like royalties for 100 years before it goes into the public domain. You can't do that with a roach. is it Mickey Mouse? Did Steamboat Willie come out in the public domain? |
| 1:30.4 | That was supposed to be this year, right? |
| 1:29.1 | I don't know. hundred years before it goes into the public domain. You can't do that with a roach. Is it Mickey Mouse? Did Steamboat Willie come out in the public domain? |
| 1:30.4 | That was supposed to be this year, right? |
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