I declare bankruptcy.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, except where.

For January 15th, 2020, 5.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there on her

circular plinth. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. I don't walk anymore. I just

roll. I plinth around. Walk and roll, baby. Walk and roll.

The word plinth has weirdly come up a lot in like the last two years of my life.

Well, maybe you should just stop putting people up on plits.

Like, I was trying to talk to someone about what I would call the kickboard or the toeboard underneath some cabinets, and it was called

the plinth here. Like, what does plinth mean?

It means it's what your girlfriend rolls on.

She just rolls up. People like that discussion yesterday.

Artificial girlfriends.

Utterly ridiculous. It was appealing to our audience. Well, great news. We have more ridiculous stuff to talk about today. Your switch two bullshit went right under the radar. I admit, it's not nearly a sexy. No one's trying to bang their switch. They like that too. Well, not with that attitude. They're not. So what is going on on this lovely Wednesday? We made it halfway through the week so far, Ashley.

Well, look, I mean, I have to point out, Bernie, that there's been a lot of focus in recent days on the Los Angeles fires.

They've been very serious. But there are other disasters happening across the U.S.

Yes, Bernie, with your hand up.

I saw a thing, too, that today could be a pivotal day for that because this is one of the

days they're predicting to have really bad weather conditions for spreading the fires.

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