I don't know what's going on, but I keep finding out, and I am not fucking around whatsoever.

I am not fucking around at all, yet I'm still finding out, and I need it to stop.

I don't want to find out anymore.

Please help.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, you are because it is.

Morning September.

For January 10th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She finds out all the time. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. I like to do things out of order. I find out and then I fuck around. That's a good way to do it. That way you're fucking around is very informed. And also consequence free because I've already paid them. Is it consequence free? Well, if I've already had the consequences. I think once you go through the consequences, you're like, nah, it wasn't so bad. Paid the pride. I can deal with this a second time. I'm worth it. Also, people aren't as interested in the second time around as they are the first time around. So happy Friday. Happy Friday to everybody who celebrates Friday. Which is a lot of people. It's a lot of people. I'm looking forward to it. Ashley had a little bit, you had a little bit of sleep in today. It was lovely. It's lovely. I slept in until 9 a.m. I do want to say a rare one. I have had a weird thing lately where my sleep pattern has been off. Off. I would say bifurcated. I would use the word bifurcated to talk about it.

Because I was like, I'm like sleeping four hours, then awake for like two or three hours, then

sleeping for four hours. Again, the problem is the four hours in the second go tends to be like

5 a.m. to 9 a.m. And so like that's not conducive for getting kids out the door to school. So Ashley's been doing a lot of heavy lifting since I got back from Austin. But yesterday, Ashley, yesterday, yesterday, the 9th of January, I had a lovely sleep. I had a lovely. Sleep all night through? My watch even congratulated me. It said, hey, great job on the sleeping, human person that I'm attached to.

I like you.

Well, look, before you know, Bernie, your washing machine is to be congratulating you.

Your fridge is going to be congratulating you.

We can talk about that a little bit more.

My washing machine will call me on the phone.

You're right. We're looking at a, there's a list on AP News.

There's a lot of things being announced and shown off at CES and AP News hopefully collected a list of... I just did by the way, showed a flying car. Did she? She did? Yeah, she showed a flying car. Like it was on the showroom floor, but they had videos like proper. Somebody make this goddamn thing. I'll take the risk. Stop announcing the flying car. Make the flying car. Exactly. Make the flying cars.

Stop taking that investment money just to announce a flying car. Right. See, that goes on the best

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