Summary
Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney Sweeney and provides a lengthy list of what's in and what's out for 2024.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. Happy 2024 everybody. Here's to the 2023 season season. Sweet disposition. |
| 0:27.0 | Kue the epilepsy. |
| 0:28.0 | If I have to watch one more broken bitches, |
| 0:32.0 | sad highlight reel to the croons of Temper Trap. |
| 0:37.5 | I'm going to shank myself. |
| 0:40.2 | The last week of 2023 hopefully is not foreshadowing for what 2024 has to bring. |
| 0:47.0 | It was a chilly Christmas evening, like a selfless wife and mother, I let Andrew leave me and the child on his very first Christmas to go see the Lakers Celtics game. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay? And, you know, there I was alone on Christmas tending to my baby. |
| 1:08.0 | Andrew came home around 5.48 PM to a gorgeous gorgeous crusted rack of lamb which I had prepared a stunning |
| 1:17.2 | blistered kale salad and a roasted smash potato recipe that I learned |
| 1:22.2 | from Tik-Tok. |
| 1:24.8 | We put the baby down. |
| 1:26.9 | We had a beautiful bottle of baby Barolo. |
| 1:30.4 | We had some lamb. |
| 1:31.5 | Now, this is crucial to the story story one which I have not mentioned to Andrew and we're a week out since crisis struck I bought two racks of lamb because, listen, it was Christmas and I love a little lamb chop. |
| 1:47.0 | Jackie had a little lamb, little lamb, baa! |
| 1:51.0 | In my mouth. I bought two racks of lamb, different cuts, individually packaged, okay? Now mine, they only had two left at Gelsons. |
| 2:03.6 | One, the expiration date was January 2nd. |
| 2:07.9 | The other one was like January 25th. |
| 2:12.1 | I am very cognizant of expiration days because I do have |
| 2:17.0 | throw-up phobia, food poisoning phobia, stomach flu phobia, all of the things. Any type of like indigestion issue |
| 2:24.7 | really freaks me the fuck out. |
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