2024.12.31: Ultimate 2024
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss updated coffee math, thank the people who made the podcast a success this year, and say goodbye to 2024. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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| 0:00.0 | Got a bucket of chicken. |
| 0:03.0 | Let's do this. |
| 0:04.9 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:09.1 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere for December 31st, 2014. |
| 0:20.0 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.0 | She is the opposite of whatever baby New Year is. |
| 0:28.3 | Ashley Burns. |
| 0:29.2 | Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:30.4 | The old lady Burns. |
| 0:31.5 | Yeah, what is the, is it an old man going out the door? |
| 0:33.9 | Well, here's the old man. |
| 0:35.0 | Here's what I picture of it. |
| 0:35.8 | This is the day that we get all like, we're like crusty and like just, we're like worn out from the year. And then at midnight we get to like crack open the back skin like a like one of those like tarantulas, you know, have you severed? Why are you mentioning spiders right out of the gate? Well, because this is a nice thing. Have you ever seen the molt? I have where they wiggle out of their carapace. It's almost like their back cracks open or something. |
| 0:57.6 | And yeah, they like wiggle out. The legs wiggle out. And then there's just this like naked, brand new, sensitive, pink little tarantula just sitting there. But that's the thing, Bernie, is that could be us. We can do, we're just gonna wriggle out of our crusty old skin. |
| 1:11.6 | I wish I could do that. |
| 1:12.6 | And tomorrow- I wish I could just like catch a seam. It's like, where would that start? Would it start at your fingertips? It would, right? Well, if we do it spider style, it's gonna be down the spine. And then you just like, you pull your, like your fingers and your arms just out. And then you get that, you know, you get that fresh skin feeling where everything's a little bit extra sensitive? |
| 1:29.7 | No, no, I don't do that. just out. And then you get that, you know, you get that fresh skin feeling where everything's a |
| 1:28.3 | little bit extra sensitive? No, no, I don't do that. Because you, I watch you in your beauty |
| 1:33.3 | routine where you take like a belt sander. I don't do that. It's called exfoliation. God, |
| 1:39.1 | how do you have any skin left? It's insane to me. It's sensitive and pink. I need my skin. It protects me from everything in the |
| 1:45.8 | world. That's what I need. Got to have a thick skin, bro. All right. Well, Ashley, we are here at the end. |
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