2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2024
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Burnie derails Ashley's schedule as they discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, leap year as a designated hitter, buying kids for Christmas, Ashley's Christmas tip, hoarding iPhone boxes, our best Christmas gift of all time, Burnie rants about expiration dates again, Movie of the Year, Blake Lively woes, Accolade games, Mush's fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, Sears destroys America, and our most Occular Occupational Accolades.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, you can get out of my confessional right now, so you can. |
| 0:03.5 | And I'm not forgiving you any of these things until the next time, so I'm not. |
| 0:06.6 | Well, I better not be dying in the meantime than, eh, father. |
| 0:08.9 | I'll be pure fucked. |
| 0:10.4 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.5 | Shut up. |
| 0:14.7 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is more like somewhere. |
| 0:22.6 | Or December 23rd, 2000 and 24. |
| 0:26.3 | This is completely, I don't know how. |
| 0:28.0 | If you drop, puts me back. |
| 0:29.2 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:30.7 | She's on the naughty list. |
| 0:32.2 | Just like last year, proper fucked. |
| 0:35.0 | You're fucked. |
| 0:35.9 | You're naughty list, maybe. |
| 0:37.2 | Say hi to Ashley, everybody. It's Ashley Burns. Good morning. Welcome back to a new week. Is it a new week? Is it? Because I was just thinking about this. What's the best day of the week? Best day of the week Friday? Christmas to fall on. Oh, for Christmas to fall on. This is a pretty good one. |
| 0:55.5 | This is a good one. Wednesday's good. Wednesday's good because you basically, it depends, of course, |
| 1:00.7 | on how a lot of people's workplaces handle it, but if you, if you automatically get Christmas Eve and |
| 1:06.4 | you automatically get the day after Christmas, you're already looking at Tuesday, Wednesday, |
| 1:09.5 | Thursday. So for an additional two days of personal time off, you get not only the full five-day week, but then the weekend on either side, you're looking at nine whole days for the price of two. We crushed it, man. Bullseye, like just destroyed the entire week. I love it. Worst day of the week for a worst day of the week. We should be really proud of ourselves. What's the worst day of the week? Monday. Say Jesus would say Sunday because everything lines up. And it's like how perfect. It is tricky when if it's on the weekend and you start losing sort of bonus paid off days. Although there's a thing that they do a lot of times in the UK here. I'm not sure |
| 1:45.1 | if it's done in the U.S. and I just wasn't paying attention, but they have like holidays |
| 1:49.8 | observed where it's, you still get a national day off that counts as a national holiday, |
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