2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2024
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.COM/MORNINGSOMEWHERE.
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| 0:00.0 | Some people hate English I don't. |
| 0:02.6 | They're just onkers. |
| 0:04.5 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.5 | Shut up. |
| 0:08.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:14.2 | For December 16, 2012. |
| 0:19.3 | Crush that one. |
| 0:20.0 | My name is Bernie Burns. Sitting right over there. The world's least favorite drone pilot, Gavin Free. Say hi to Gavin, everybody. Hello. I think my phone just beeped. How appropriate. It's really unprofessional. That was a way better intro than the last time we had a podcast together, Gav, because the iPad died and everything else. |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.8 | Fuck it. |
| 0:39.5 | I didn't go too hard because I feel like I typically blow my throwout right before we make a podcast. |
| 0:45.4 | And it's unwise. |
| 0:47.3 | My voice is I know when it's fragile, like from playing church on Red versus Blue |
| 0:51.5 | and yelling it out over the course of two decades, |
| 0:54.4 | that I know there's some mornings where if my good morning at the beginning is, |
| 0:58.6 | good, if that's it, that means I'm protecting my voice. |
| 1:02.6 | Because I have like, my voice has been fine. |
| 1:05.3 | But then the moment I get that first syllable out, it goes, go. |
| 1:08.3 | And then it's gone for the whole rest of the podcast. |
| 1:10.9 | And people have to listen to me be sexy voiced. Like Jack Patillo, who was just on the podcast, by the way. Good old Jack. Your old workmate. Not anymore. Not anymore. Old workmate. Former workmate. It's weird to have so many ex workmates. I never really had that before. I'd like two. I solved that in one day. I made everybody an ex-work made in one day. That's how I solved that problem. |
| 1:31.2 | I guess you guys... ex workmates. I never really had that before. I'd like two. I solved that in one day. I made |
| 1:28.0 | everybody an ex workmate in one day. That's how I solved that problem. I guess you guys did too, |
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