2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2024
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SPIDERS IN FOOD.
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks a lot, you idiot. |
| 0:02.6 | Thanks a lot, Rachel. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks a lot. |
| 0:05.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:10.0 | Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:15.6 | Morning, Somewhere! |
| 0:17.3 | For Thanksgiving Day, 2004. |
| 0:25.2 | My name is Bernie Burns Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:27.6 | She's getting ready to gobble, gobble. |
| 0:31.2 | Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:34.8 | A totally innocent remark. Is Thanksgiving in America? |
| 0:38.9 | Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. |
| 0:40.1 | Is Thanksgiving the best holiday? |
| 0:43.1 | I feel like Thanksgiving is, |
| 0:45.5 | well, I was going to say it's like lowest pressure, |
| 0:47.4 | but I feel like that's also when the extended family comes together. |
| 0:50.7 | Like on Christmas Day, everyone goes to their house. |
| 0:53.2 | Thanksgiving is Thanksgiving is the |
| 0:55.6 | EAST holiday for sure like we like to eat at pretty much there's food features into all the |
| 1:02.2 | holidays in America but I feel like Thanksgiving is the one where that's a good point that is |
| 1:07.9 | the holiday like Christmas you're like oh you know we're doing presents you're like, oh, we have to find the eggs. And before they become egg sandwiches for the next several weeks. You know, like a lot of the holidays, they have food, but they aren't about the food. Thanksgiving is all about the food. I don't know, man, because Halloween, I feel like we kind of fucked up the rotation. Halloween should come last because it's the candy. Right. This is the, |
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