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Morning Somewhere

2024.11.01: The Living Fart

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Scottish trick or treating, slim pickings, McMansions, fitness streaks, Apple Watch, skunks, peanuts, rescue squirrels, and how Ashley enjoys a novel.

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0:00.0

Am I gonna die?

0:03.0

Yeah, you're gonna die. That's a matter of time.

0:05.0

They ain't the question.

0:06.0

Questions whether they're gonna have good stories tell about you when you're gone.

0:09.0

Don't be a bitch, let's go.

0:10.0

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:13.0

Shut up!

0:14.0

Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is Burning Somewhere!

0:22.3

For November 1st, 2024,

0:24.6

my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:31.0

Garbage.

0:32.4

Sassy Burns, say hi to Ashley, everybody.

0:34.2

Yes, but who's garbage, Bernie?

0:35.6

Would you have thought, I mean, maybe it's on brand, but would you have thought that the last week of a political election, that the dominant word of the week would be garbage? Yes. Why garbage? Like, why are we talking about garbage? Garbage. Which you prefer? I always thought that rubbish sounded. Rubbish.

0:54.2

Like, really, like, that one meant something.

0:57.0

That's a very British thing.

0:58.0

Rubbish.

0:58.9

Rubbish.

0:59.8

You're rubbish.

1:01.0

Can I share something with you that's been great?

1:02.5

First of all, hi, everybody.

1:04.3

It's Friday.

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