Oh my god. Oh my god. He on X-Games mode.

Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is...

Morning Somewhere!

For October 25th, 2004, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She had her hand on the ball first.

Ashley Burns, say hi to Ashley, everybody.

I don't think you understand.

Did I get the right ball?

Was it your birthday?

We'll get into all of this in a second.

How's it going, everybody?

It is Friday. You've made it to

Friday. Congratulations. It is only, if you're an American, only what, 10 days left before the end of

the world, or I guess the greatest day ever. I'm not sure which one. And then only two and a half

months until that actually takes effect. That's exactly right. You like the UK political system

where people who are

voted out and they're gone like with a cardboard box that day. I like the, basically the voting comes in,

they go, here's who won, and the guy in the house starts putting his shit in a cardboard box.

Yes. And he's out. And the next day, then the new guy moves in. First, they get the landlord to, like, slap on a coat of paint, right? And then, uh, and, you know, like fix up all the burnt carpet or whatever. Get your deposit back. Get your deposit back. And then the new guy's in there. Bam. Easy peasy. Two and a half months for a transition just seems like, you're dragging it out. Yeah. And the American one is like mid-January, so we go two months with the guy in there.

He pardons a whole bunch of people, he or she soon, pardons a whole bunch of people in that two-month period. And then I'm not, the current one is like a guy in a bison headdress shows up or something like that. I don't know, a medicine man. I think it's also very important to note that some of the big pardons coming up, of course, are turkeys.

Oh, they are coming up. They are coming up. I just had a dear friend Jeff reached out to me. Well, I can't, I shouldn't say this because it could spoil a potential. We used to have a really cool Christmas gift we would give out. and he asked me like, where did we get those things? It's a smoked turkey.

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