Evan.

The sound's probably going to cough in the middle of this.

Hey!

We're recording the podcast!

The iPad just died.

You're falling apart today.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning somewhere. More October, 224. you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere more October 2024 my name is Bernie burns this normally where I turn down the music that doesn't exist right now sitting right

over there he's got a new title hubby Gavin free everybody how you doing gav good thanks

I actually physically muscle memory turned down

the song that doesn't exist. It's been a hell of a morning, Gav. You're a perfectly functioning

successful person, but this morning's been great watching you just try and do normal tasks.

I got lost going to pick you up in Austin. I got lost in Austin. I didn't think that was going to be possible after 30 years yet somehow I did it. I never thought I'd be the one given you directions in Austin. Not that I did that, but I probably could have. Yeah, you didn't weigh into help at all. Well, I didn't know you were lost. Well, I did, because I found out that I was texting you the whole time. And then when I went back to look at it, I realized I was texting the guy who helps

cut down some of my tree limbs in Scotland. He must have been like, why the fuck are you texting? So you text a tree surgeon, I'm here. So he was probably chainsaw in hand looking around. Apparently there's a lot of Gavin's in my contact list now that I live abroad. That's bullshit. So you know two European Gavin's? Do you consider yourself European? Yep. Are you? Well, I'm from Europe, so. Because there are people who in the UK wouldn't say, I am not from Europe. I am from Britain. Not from the mainland. You're from one of the islands of Europe? Yeah. Okay, fair enough.

Yeah, so I know two European gabins.

Let me think.

Do I know any other gabins?

No, that's it.

Just two gavons.

That's it.

How was breakfast?

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