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A morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Burning Somewhere.

For October 4th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns. I use that intro for therapy, everybody. Sitting right over there. Don't call her an Edinburgh. Ashley Burns. How you doing, Ash? I want to talk about this for all of two seconds. Okay. We'll say two minutes tops. We're going to talk about it.

But it's going to explain a lot about us today. Today? Yeah. A bad attitude today. We had a road trip. It's not all roses everybody. It's not all good times. Sometimes in marriage, there's rough stuff. Sometimes you go on a road trip. I shouldn't say marriage. You're great. No, no, no. Look, remember this is this is the age old rule, Bernie. We are not the enemy. We're the same team.

The children are the enemy.

Yeah, that's okay, yes.

The children are the enemy.

So we had a road trip.

We needed to go down to Edinburgh.

So we thought we'll do, we'll do a little overnight.

It's going to be a lot of fun.

So excited.

Favorite city in the world.

It's a beautiful city.

We'll go. We're going to eat some lovely food. We'll have a good time. We'll, I don't know, buy the kids some new shoes. It's going to be easy, peasy, fun and squeezy. It's a road trip. It's a road trip. It's a road trip. What could go road? It's 90 miles away-ish. So in Scotland, that's what, three hours on the road? Because I miss a mile a minute, Ashley. I miss that. Well, here's the thing, Bernie. Technically speaking, the speed limit here in a lot of places is 60 miles per hour. You do get to go a mile a minute. In a row? Haven't seen that. Well, there's a weird thing here that's where there's two different speed limits. It's a class. It's classist, Bernie. So

there's the speed limit for all of us, normal people in regular vehicles, which is 60 miles per hour.

And then there's a speed limit for the big trucks, the, the lorries, the 18 wheelers, the ones

hauling timber or, I don't know, whiskey or... Big trucks. Whatever they're hauling, the big guys.

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