You're looking at the frieus. I'm the richie. I may be loved, but I'm no dumb cookie.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is five, bafas, for October 1st, 204.

So early. I crushed that one. All right, hey, everybody. This Bernie's first day of October. How you doing? That was my spooky intro. Welcome to the official spooky season. I don't think it played. I don't think it played. I'll work on that guys. Listen, we're all in this together. It's an artistic ship in motion. I'll do better. I promise I'll do better. Be better, Bernie. You know, speaking

I want to issue a rare morning somewhere apology. So yesterday, some people reached out to me because

I was making fun of the American city Detroit for having no culture and being no fun. And the purpose of this podcast is not to make anyone feel bad about anything.

Okay? That's the whole thing. It's supposed to be a fun little morning show.

And if I made you feel bad about living in Detroit,

I would just like to say, we're going to put in the link dump today.

We're going to post some resources of how you can move the fuck out of Detroit.

I think challenging nationalism and patriotism are just like, I'm great because of where I live.

Like we lived in Austin.

We made fun of it constantly.

I felt like.

All the time.

All the time.

But, you know, it's easy to punch up at Austin, right? I will say that I know

Detroit has had its challenges. Case in point, the Detroit Lions. Go ahead. There's a team called the

Detroit Lions? Football team. American football team, Grid Iron. I love the name gridiron. I really

wish that I'm talking about you're the only person. It's like fetch, but I just wish it would

because it's just, it's just such a fun name.

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