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Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, September 23rd, 2024.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there. She's still desperately holding on to our date anniversary. It's Ashley Burns every day. I love our date anniversary. Say hi to Ashley.

Do we were saying like the slam dunk first date that I took you on? How we were told people

that? That might not be relatable.

We've spoken about it a little bit.

Now, it was amazing, though.

I had, so I moved back to the, to the U.S.

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How to land a hot chickie. I landed in San Francisco.

It was like September 6th or something like that. And you

message me like, oh, you're back. Well, I could do. I need a favor is kind of how you phrase.

No, no, no, no. Let me. Okay. All right, take over this. So not smooth. I said, hey,

you're moving back to the U.S. And you said, yes. And I said,

what's up? I said, well, that's great timing. I said, because I have a plus one to the Emmys. I'm going to the Emmys this year. And I would love if you would attend with me. That's what I said. Yes. And I was like, yes, I would be more than happy to go to the Emmys with you. Why not? And inside she was like, squee, squeam. But no, that was, yes, as far as first days go, Slammed Dunk.

So we've, every time the Emmys comes around, we're like, oh, it's daydiversary time.

And today is our date anniversary.

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