2024.09.12: Swinger States

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss dream theory, husky voices, nasal realities, Nick Offerman, stone skipping, peaty whiskies, Islay, Oban, Umbrella Academy, billionaire space walks, cruise ships, when a cube becomes a berg, the VMAs, swing voters, and industry plants.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

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0:00.0	Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
0:04.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:07.0	Shut up.
0:08.2	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:13.3	Morning, September.
0:15.0	For September 12, 2020, 4.
0:18.9	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.
0:22.5	I'm going to guess she's back at about 90%.
0:26.4	I'm going to say 95%.
0:27.9	Yeah, 90 to 95 is pretty accurate.
0:30.8	I'm feeling largely recovered, and unfortunately, so is my voice.
0:34.5	So gone are my dreams of Husky female voicery. Husky female voice. Can I, can I be,
0:41.7	I don't want to make fun, but here I go. I think when we're sick, like your husky voice, you love your
0:51.4	husky voice. I think you sound, you think it sounds like Marilyn Monroe, like husky, like, happy birthday, Mr. And more realistically, it sounds like,
1:02.2	Happy birthday.
1:03.0	So I'm glad to have your Boopo, be-doop.
1:13.9	So I'm glad to have your voice back.
1:15.5	Sometimes when I go back and listen to, like, early this year when I was having trouble with my voice, I went back and listened to, man, they should just get rid of that one.
1:23.0	How dare you?
1:23.8	You're destroying my dreams.
1:27.1	If you can't handle me my worst.
1:31.4	All right.
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