You need to shout! Why are you yelling?

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is...

Morning September.

For September 2nd, 2024, my name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there, she's just some random lady.

She's just a random lady.

Just a random lady.

Ashley Burns, everybody.

That's the highest praise you can give someone in today's society.

Random lady.

It's true.

That's me.

Good morning.

Happy Monday.

Welcome back to a whole new week.

Ashley and I are hung over this morning. Happy Labor Day, if you are in the U.S., by the way.

If you celebrate labor wherever you are, I imagine there are some pregnant ladies who are going into labor on Labor Day. And they're probably already sick of people telling them that they're like ha ha ha how about that labor day am i right

can't be the drugs you know all the all the maternity ward nurses are like all right everyone got

their script all right let's go we got this every single joke no the maternity, no. Don't make the fucking joke. Just stay away from it. It's like if you've ever been a guy and you've had to get a ultrasound on your testicles, I had to get that one time. We immediately took a left turn at the beginning of this podcast. We had plans and now I'm going to hear about your testicle ultrasound. Go ahead. I actually had a nurse tell me like while I was getting an

ultrasound on my testicles because they were afraid I might have had testicular cancer when I was

younger but I had what it's called epididamitis. You can look that up if you want to. Have a great

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