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Morning, Somewhere!

For July 24th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. I don't know where she's been all night. But she smells like shark and cocaine. Did you know there's a shark and cocaine movie? The shark, shark, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, and sharks? Yeah, so apparently there's already a cocaine shark movie. But here's the thing, Bernie. It is, but it isn't. It was... It's the lowest score I've ever seen in ABB ever.

It's like 1.8 on IMDB. It's like some like a hyper budget movie. And they renamed it to

capitalize on the cinematic box office success of cocaine bears.

So it wasn't originally cocaine shark.

It was, I want to see it was a Japanese movie.

So it's actually, I guess, a big deal that they did that.

Because now if the team, the Lord Miller team, want to make cocaine shark,

they're going to have to jump to hoops in order to use the name

because somebody else already did cocaine shark, even though they probably did it because of cocaine bear.

Right. I mean, what do you think that the cocaine bear production team's going to go out and just

trademark every animal? Cocaine hippo. I want heroin snake. That's what I want.

I don't really care about this either way.

It is a weird thing though in movies where sometimes people will, you know, you'll know a famous actor and you'll know them by one name, but they had to change their name because in the

Screen Actors Guild, there was already someone who had that same name and they can't do that. So they

had to have a different name. Like I was always fortunate that there is one other Bernie Burns as far as I know that works in Hollywood and his name is Craig Bernie Burns and he's a gaffer. He's not an actor, a writer, director. So we don't cross over with each other in terms of names. I don't have to worry about that. A well-known one at the moment is Emma Stone. Oh, yeah. She's not Emma Stone.

Yeah, I want to say her Emily. Emily. And she likes when people call her Emily. Because that's, you know, her name. And people have started to do it now. Yeah. But she had to change her name for the Screen Actors Guild. Yeah. Just Emily Stone. Is her last name actually Stone? That I don't know. I just know that Emily Bart. She like one of the bastards from Westrose? What is Stone? What kingdom was Stone? I don't know that that is one, but that would be a really good one. It wasn't a stone? No, well, let's see. I can think of there was sand. Obviously there was snow. there was, what was the, what would the, like, rose people?

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