Van Tick-h-hunk.

Huh, I guess you have been teaching him some stuff.

Teach?

You'll teach that?

That's just genetic.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Got up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

Nice.

For June 5th, 2024.

Nailed it. With me, sitting right over there. Keeping it authentic. Say hi to Jason Saldane, everybody. Hello, everybody. How you doing, man? I'm pretty good. I showed that intro to my kids, like 30 times because I was going to see if they wanted to record a version of it because Finn's little version of it's awesome. Yeah. And they were all gung-ho. We listened to it like over and over and over and over again. They were like, no, I don't want to do it. Like what? It can be tough, man. I just had to listen to Bernie say it's morning somewhere so many times. and then they wanted me they were like no but can you talk about us on the podcast?

I was like no but you're doing it

yeah I'll talk about them

they're six and eight years old. Their names are Elise and Francisco, and they both still drink out of a bottle and wear diapers. That's not true, but I did have a secret baby bottle at my grandmother's house until I was like seven that I drank Kool-Aid out of.

You know, it's weird because when I think about my first memory, I remember being really

upset and trying to reach a bottle. It looked like a little bear. Like it was a brown and yellow

bear. That was honey. It was probably like, you know, one giant microplastic from, you know,

the 70s or whatever. But I remember reaching for it and crying and being upset and thinking, I'm too old to be doing this. Yeah. Yeah. It was weird. It was like, that's the memory that one of the earliest memories I've got is doing that stuff. Your kids are six and eight. Yeah. So that's interesting because that's like, your youngest is pretty close to Finn. And I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have thought that. You thought she was older than that? Yeah. It seems that way to me too. Like they're in a bigger gap between them. You know what I mean? Maybe I'm wrong. Well, my kids, Teddy and JD, they did keep a score of how many of the Roosier T animated adventures they ended up in and Teddy loves him.

And I've been trying not to have Finn watch them, but watching the ones that Teddy are and, you know,

he's got to see him and he fucking loves him.

We loves him.

I took my kids to see the new Garfield one and a half times.

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