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Morning Somewhere

2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Overrun by Monkeys05:20 Monkey Survival Guidance09:05 Iceland Eruption10:00 Fight the Climate11:10 Billionaires in Submarines13:30 Ghost Harvest14:05 Leaky Boeing Spacecraft18:20 Monkey Space Vandalism19:05 Thank You and GoodnightSupport the show

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0:00.0

I am a scary ghost.

0:02.1

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:05.2

Shut up.

0:06.5

Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is for May 30th, 20, 2024.

0:16.8

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:19.4

Sitting right over there.

0:20.4

She's been financially dominating me since 2019.

0:23.9

Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

0:25.5

You know you love it.

0:29.4

Well, it's a crazy, weird day for news.

0:34.6

There's another story about Boeing in the news.

0:38.3

There's monkeys overrunning cities in Thailand.

0:41.7

It's a wild world out there, Ashley.

0:43.7

It's crazy world.

0:44.5

Crazy world.

0:46.2

So this town in Thailand has been overrun by monkeys.

0:50.1

Overrun, Bernie.

0:51.4

And it's...

0:52.0

It's just too much.

0:53.1

It's just too much.

0:54.0

They've been dealing with this. I didn't realize this was the same town that was overrun by the monkeys during the pandemic, but it apparently is. And so this town is fighting... You're going to take a crack at pronouncing the name of this town? I'll give it a shot. It's Lopbury. Lopbury. And the town is now fighting back.

1:12.0

There have been too much vandalism, too many injuries.

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