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Morning Somewhere

2024.05.28: C Minus A Equals Bees

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Transcript

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0:00.0

Am I so out of touch?

0:02.8

No, it's the children who are wrong.

0:05.7

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:08.8

Shut up.

0:10.0

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere for May 28, 2024.

0:20.0

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:26.6

85% on Rotten Tomatoes.

0:28.4

$10 at the box office, Ashley Burns.

0:30.6

I still can't get anyone to turn up.

0:33.3

Man, I know the answer to this, but it is,

0:35.7

sometimes I like to say, would you rather have this or that? Like, Furios, we're not going to talk about Furios again for the billion time. Don't worry. Just, but it's on my mind. It's got rave reviews, Ashley. Rave. Raive! Reviews. And it just did, I mean, it's being called a bomb now, right? And it's like, what would you rather have? Would you rather have something that was a financial success? And people were like okay with it, you know, but it became like the Billet, like Garfield. Or would you rather have a thing that it's heavily marketed? It's a summer movie. Like it's got everything going for it's got rape reviews, but people aren't going to see it. Like it's, and. It's a summer movie.

1:12.2

Like, it's got everything going for.

1:27.0

It's got rape reviews, but people aren't going to see it. Like, and then it's called a bomb. Well, let's see. I can't think of anything else that's been like that for a long time. Well, I mean, a lot of movies that have come out recently. You can take one from earlier this month. Fall Guy. You think Fulgai had rave reviews, really?

1:29.0

It was marketed.

1:31.0

It was expected to do well.

1:44.2

It had a great cast. Had that Ryan Gosling. Had that Ryan Gosling. It's a funny, it's a funny premise. You just don't turn up. Are you getting inundated with Ryan Gosling as a Mouseketeer videos and articles and stuff. No, I am not, sir.

1:45.3

What is your algorithm doing to you?

1:46.7

I have no idea.

1:47.1

I must have clicked on one of these goddamn things.

1:50.0

And I was like, oh, this guy wants to watch kids dance.

1:54.0

Dance, kids, dance.

1:55.6

You know, that was actually what turned me off to TikTok when I first loaded it up.

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