Did he overdose? No, it's just too much.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere.

For May 23rd, 2024, didn't nail it.

My name is Bertie Burns sitting right over there. She recalls everything

you've done, your computer, for a very small fee. Ashley Burns, I had to ask everybody.

The trick is you have to pay me to delete it now. Okay, first of all, you did the intro

twice as last week. And both times I wanted to call you out on this. What do you think the

intro to our show that you have now been a member of for 100 years? What do you think it is? I was nervous, okay? The intro is a big responsibility. I know that it's not, okay. Just walk me through it though. Walk me through in words, like just say it. Good morning to you wherever you are because it's morning somewhere. Okay, let's see. It's got to me. Look,

I don't know. I was nervous. I just, you know, got in my own head. You can't add lib.

Not when you're in the understudy. You can't run it to do it. Hey, everybody, it's Thursday,

which means it's the last day before the last day of the week.

The penultimate day.

I feel like everyone learned the definition of the word penultimate about like five years ago,

and then they just started hammering everybody else with that.

I love the word penultimate.

I think people were saying penultimate when they just meant ultimate.

Were they?

It sounds better than ultimate.

Like super ultimate.

It sounds more impressive.

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