2024.05.13: Out Of Your Element

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:20 Territorial About the Sky05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas13:25 Escape From New York14:25 Dating AI Concierges17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves19:35 Too Much Screentime20:40 Apes. Together. Strong.21:20 Box Office on Repe...

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0:00.0	I didn't create this situation. I'm dealing with it. You're acting like a first year of fucking thief. I'm acting like a professional.
0:06.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up.
0:10.3	Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is.
0:15.4	Abordered Somewhere. For May 13, 2020.
0:23.9	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:25.2	Sitting right over there.
0:27.3	You meet her in Manhattan.
0:27.8	Watch out.
0:28.7	She's got a mean left hook.
0:31.5	Ashley Burns, how do it, Esha?
0:33.0	Not too bad.
0:34.8	Good morning and welcome to the new week.
0:35.4	Yeah.
0:37.9	I looked at the date May 13th.
0:38.8	May. I'm sure it's not March?
0:39.7	13th. It felt like an unlucky day, but I don't know why. Monday the 13th. Feels worse than Friday the 13th. Like, why are we so upset of Fridays on the 13th? Monday on a 13th seems way worse. Well, you got a case of the Mondays, Bernie? Headlines that are going around now, there's some stuff about AI.
0:56.1	Open AI is going to have an announcement later today. Well, you got a case of the Mondays, Bernie? Headlines that are going around now. There's some stuff about AI.
0:56.1	Open AI is going to have an announcement later today.
0:58.5	The Bumble CEO also weighed in, famous dating app.
1:02.3	She weighed in on the future of AI and dating.
1:05.4	Apes at the box office are making apes in the Wall Street betts super happy.
1:09.8	And then the drop from today was about Steve Bouchemmy getting punched in the face in Manhattan.
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