2024.05.01: How I Met Your Co-host

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley delve into their personal origin story. TW: Gamma RadiationSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

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0:00.0	He's sitting in a tree.
0:01.3	K-I-S-I-N-G.
0:03.1	Shut up.
0:04.0	First comes love, then, um, damn it, I know this.
0:08.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:11.0	Shut up.
0:12.2	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is.
0:17.4	Boy, Somewhere!
0:18.6	For May 1st, 2024.
0:22.7	My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there.
0:27.1	May Day.
0:27.8	Mayday is probably not the best day to fly a plane, is it, actually?
0:32.7	Mayday.
0:34.1	Say hi, Ashley, everybody.
0:35.5	Well, the good news is you'll know exactly what to say if you have any issues. And they will know when you had those issues. It was on a May Day. Yeah, yeah, I'll be sure not to say May Day when I'm on the plane today. Right after we record this, I'm on a plane going back to Ashley, and I will get to see her and I will be so, so happy. I don't like being apart from you.
0:56.6	This is a very, very long day for you. Yeah, uh, let me think about that. Yes, this one's long
1:02.5	because this one's overnight. Um, it's weird. When you come from the UK over to the US,
1:07.4	you're kind of chasing the sun west. So it actually does turn out to be like a very
1:11.5	long day. Like you end up in a 30-hour day or 32-hour day. Going the other way, you're kind of like
1:17.9	going against the sun. So the day is much shorter, but the trip feels longer because you end up
1:22.8	going overnight and going east. Right. You kind of end up skipping through your night. And
1:26.8	technically, you can't sleep on a plane, but that really, that barely counts. You kind of end up skipping through your night. And technically,
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