It's like there's a horse loose in a hospital.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is Morning Everywhere for April 26, 2024.

My name is Bertie Burns with me sitting right over there.

She's loose in a hospital.

Ashley Burns, how you doing, Ash?

You got to watch out for me in those hospitals.

All right.

Well, today is Friday, which means Ashley and I are following up on some things from the week, some things we need to correct some inaccuracies on, some things that we started talking about and maybe let go, some tangents, Ashley, that have loose ends.

So many loose ends. So many loose ends. And or just some things that we want to further expand on. So we actually, I don't know about you, but I have a ton of topics. Yeah, I've got a couple. But the most important one, Bernie, is I have to just, I have to get out there. I have to get on the record. I have to apologize to my friends, to my family, to my countrymen. Bernie, I was wrong about the owls. I called them a wisdom of owls,

which I actually liked that group name, and I'm going to petition to make it official, but the

official group name for owls is a parliament. A parliament of owls. And once again, my apologies,

I let everyone down. And the people from our subreddit let us know that all of these

different names were made by guys like six centuries ago when there was nothing better to do than

be poetic about groups of animals. So, and it has somehow survived to this day. One of my favorite

ones that I learned about is a crash of rhinos. I also want to follow up. We should do kind of a lightning round here for follow-up stuff because there's some interesting new topics, including net neutrality is back. But my lightning round... So let's make some room. So this is from Maddie Pants on our subreddit. She was weighing in on the horses running through London. And they said, I got to chime in as a horse owner.

It's unbelievable how fucking stupid they can be and how hard they work to try and die.

Dude, I hear you, Maddie.

A gelding at a barn I used to work at had an itch one day and figured out which part of a

tree scratched its butt real good.

Next thing you know, he's walking around his paddock literally impaled on a tree branch.

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