2024.04.22: Keeping It Tight

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink. Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so, we have the perfect link for you: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Intro00:33 Planking Records03:50 Spice Girls05:35 Hot Older Ladies in Your Area08:30 Filthy Frank Reinvented10:55 Discontinued Favorite Bevs15:40 Thanks15:55 Sony Auto Play Patent18:15 Home Robots and OutroSupport the show

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0:00.0	I don't want you to lose weight.
0:03.0	No, we can't legally ask you to do that.
0:05.5	We didn't say lose weight.
0:06.9	I might say Titan.
0:09.1	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:12.1	Got up.
0:13.5	Good morning to you wherever you are because it is bad number for April 22nd,
0:22.7	2004.
0:23.9	Nailed it.
0:24.9	My name is
0:26.3	Bernie Burns.
0:28.4	Sitting right over there, just keep it tight.
0:31.9	Ashley Burns, how you doing, Ash?
0:33.3	Yeah, yeah, good morning to you
0:34.9	and especially good morning
0:36.6	to the lady who just broke a planking world record.
0:40.6	Grandmother, this was the weirdest stat on her.
0:43.6	Grandmother of 12.
0:45.5	And I heard that and I was immediately like, oh, that poor, wait a minute, that's not how that works.
0:49.7	That's how that works at all.
0:51.3	Grandmother of 12.
0:53.3	It's like she could have one kid and then that kid had 12 people. Right. And she'd still be a grandmother of 12. So I don't know. Interesting stuff. Regardless, a huge accomplishment, not the, not the 12 grandkids, but the, uh, the planking record. She just planked for four and a half hours. If you're not familiar with what a plank is, it sucks. Yeah, we're not,
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