I don't know shit about fuck.

Hey!

We're recording the podcast.

Shut up!

Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere for April 5th,

2020.

My name is Bertie Burns, a little fast on the drop of the music there.

Joining me, as always sitting right over there.

If you want to stop her, you're going to have to fucking kill her.

Ashley Burns, how you doing?

Yeah, not too bad.

I can't even do that line with the same gravitas that she does it.

We'll talk about Julia Garner being cast as the not silver surfer in the new Fantastic Four movie in a second, but I just want to say, Ash, we're on the road today. People might be able to tell the difference of we're recording in a new space right now, but hopefully not. We've got all of our same mics and everything like that, so we'll see. It's kind of fun recording on the go. It makes me feel scrappy. We are, uh, we took a trip down to Edinburgh, Edenburg. What does Edinburgh mean? Does it mean city of heaven? Is Eden? Borough of Eden? Like cityburg or excuse me, Heavenberg? As opposed to Pittsburgh Pittsburgh which is like armpit city I know I love

Edinburgh it's like so magical arguably the reason why we landed in Scotland because it's just like to

me it's I don't have a favorite city in the world but this is really really close it's proper

medieval we talked about Aberdeen being gray I don't think I said at the time, I love Aberdeen. Like, I love all the stone buildings. We just don't have stuff like that in the U.S., you know, or at least where we are. We have all in Texas, like white limestone buildings. It's just not the same. White limestone. And everyone got really into that sort of like intentional rust look like ah it's going to rust anyway so let's just

get pre-rusted metal. It's got like a specific name like some court and steel. Cort and steel. There we go. And everything is like comes pre-rusted. So it's white and rust. Yeah. But it's nice because we're here. We're here for a couple of days. It's kind of hard to explain, but, you know, there's a lot of public health care in the UK, but like dentists, most people go private dentist. And so what we did was because we're out in the country, we choose like a week a year, or two weeks a year, but like a week at a time, six months apart, where we come down to Edinburgh and we just do all of our health care stuff at that point in time.

Yeah, do health care. It's also a good opportunity to do some shopping. Yeah, or just like today we went out and we had breakfast. Like we just walked out of our place, went to a cafe and had breakfast. We don't get to do that. I love the way we have it where we are, where we have all family meals. We sit around a table and occasionally we go out to like some restaurants and things like that.

But it's pretty rare.

We go to the pub and that kind of thing.

It's an occasion, whereas this was, we need breakfast, let's go. Yeah, and it was nice because then we just stopped at the pastry shop, stopped at the bakery, that was all great stuff. I wonder how it works out the balance, because when you're in the city, I feel like we would eat out a lot more. But we would walk a lot more. Does that even out fitness-wise? I think it does. Man, I really do. Like, every time I went to New York when we'd go visit for Rooster Teeth, I would have this thing where I would not pass a pizza place. Like if we went past a pizza place, I would go in and get a slice of pizza.

And I would do that.

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