I'm gonna go build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is murderous for March 15th,

2024.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

My own personal blackjack and hookers.

Ashley Burns.

That's actually, yeah, the metaphor holds up, man.

Metaphor holds up. It is up, man. The metaphor holds up.

It is Friday, everyone.

It is the end of the week.

The week has come to an end.

The week had all the other days of the week come and stab it in the back and then it died.

Is that what the aides of Marches?

I just looked this up because I was assumed the aides of March. You know, the lovely saying, beware the Iids of March is, you know, one of those popular culture things. But what the fuck does that mean? I was assumed that meant, you know, middle of March. That's, you know, bad time. It turns out the Ides of March is the 74th day in the Roman

calendar and it corresponds to the 15th of March and it was marked by several religious observances

and was the deadline for settling debts in Rome. So basically like...

Don't even start with me today with settling debts. This is pay up day. But so that's welcome to the aides, everybody.

Be fucking aware.

It's also follow-up Friday.

What's an Ide, though?

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