Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.

You don't even know what a write-off is.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is

for February 13th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

Is one day away from being my lovely Valentine, Miss Ashley Jenkins.

I'm anticipating being your Valentine every day of the year.

I called you Ashley Jenkins again here and I called you Ashley Jenkins when we're talking about you and Jeff Keely hosting the halftime show.

Oh my God.

Okay.

So on yesterday's show, I talked about John Stewart coming back and he debuted last night.

We haven't talked about this at all.

But Tucker Carlson went to Russia to interview

Vladimir Putin for the Tucker Carlson network. And then the other thing was, this is going to

sound, I'm going to connect all these dots. Trust me. The other thing is, Usher took off his

shirt during his Super Bowl halftime performance.

You can't do that. That's nudity.

Exactly. Now, you wouldn't think that all three of those things would be related,

but they are enormously related because they all in some way tie together

in a weird series of events that caused the creation of YouTube.

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