How dare you speak to me.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere for January 29th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns with me right over there.

She's quitting her job via the emergency slide.

It's Ashley Burns.

Say hi, everybody.

I never wanted to be an emergency slide anyway.

People are always looking to get out.

So there's some relevant information today because this is, I don't know if anyone's going to be able to tell, this is a travel day.

So I'm actually in

Austin, Texas right now as we're recording this. And Ashley, you are in Scotland.

And by the time this is out, I will be back, like two hours away from being home. And I can't

wait, Ashley. I have missed you this weekend when I have been having. I have missed you as well. And also, you're going to be like an insane person when we

launch on Apple Podcasts, by the way. Oh yeah, which that is coming tomorrow. We're launching

on Apple Podcasts. Yes. And you're going to be, you're going to be jet lagged. You're going to be

tired. You're going to be all weird. It's going to be fun. Nah, I got this. I got this.

We were going to have our first ever morning someone today. That's one of the things I was doing in Austin

was recording some guests. But we thought, it might be kind of weird if we had, you know,

people listen on Apple Podcasts for the first time they go back and listen to the previous episode

and it's completely different than every other episode we've recorded.

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