Well, that's fucking not good.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Morning Somewhere for January 16th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there is the lovely, just recently fresh from her

victory at the Iowa caucus, Ashley Jenkins.

Gonna be president.

I called you Jenkins.

I know you did it.

I've done that before a couple times.

I get it.

It's fine.

I get that like that's how you met me. I'm stuck in your head that way. Most of the world still knows me that way. It's fine. I don't know. I'm sorry. I forgive you. First of all, I think it's kind of dumb. I get it with kids, but I think it's kind of dumb that women have to change their name basically halfway through their life if they get married. It's a weird tradition that I'm surprised continues to this day.

And we don't have to. I like your idea of making a new name together. Yeah. But I don't know what we would make. We would be Ashburn.

Jerkins.

Jerkins. Where's the Arkham from from Jerkins? That's the Burns contribution. I'd have to change my name for alliteration. Hi, I'm Jerry Jerkins. I'm going to a Murn and Murmur. Bunkins? You want to be a bunkins with me? Bunkins isn't bad. I mean, they kind of do that when they do the celebrity couple names, you know. Yeah, they do. Man, that's another thing we have to decide. Do we want to do any kind of, like, celebrity gossip news? There's a show we really like, and there's an actress from the show that we really like, who changed her look via plastic surgery. Seemingly, seemingly, or some kind of procedure. It seems like it's a really common

procedure that a lot of people in Hollywood are getting right now. It's called Buckel. I think Bucal is how you

pronounce it, a fat removal. It's basically like the fat in your cheeks. And what it does is it

gives you very defined cheekbones. It also can kind of very quickly look quite overdone.

So in the guy world, this is like the natty thing.

Like are they natural?

You know?

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