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Watch What Crappens

2023 Golden Crappies, Part 1

Watch What Crappens

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Tv & Film

4.816.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year.

Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.

Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker



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0:00.0

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.

0:06.5

Even the Rich is a podcast from Wondery that tells the jaw-dropping stories about the tumultuous lives of the world's elite,

0:12.5

from the greatest family dynasties to pop culture superstars. Listen to even the Rich on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:20.0

Hello and welcome to the 2023 Golden Crabby Awards.

0:34.5

With Daniel Smider from Bitsesh, Geltie Knight from E News and the Lady Egg Podcast, Courtney Fraying from Two Judgy Girls, Amy Phillips from Aberaini,

0:45.5

Perionimatics from Badder from Rules, Christina Ariel, a hybrid umpire show, Gigi Moni, Talk of Shae,

0:55.5

and Chelsea DeVontes, Celebrity Book Love, Jake Anthony from Reality Gaze, Ryan Bailey from So Bad is Good with Ryan Bailey,

1:07.5

the Allo Riddles outside, Rosa Bue from Hatt, Sandy, Eligrino from Everything Iconic and your hosts, Ben Mancourt, Ronnie Carroll.

1:37.5

The Crabby's, watch my crab this, watch my crab this, hear my story, my stress, watch that crab this.

2:08.5

Wow, I can't believe we did it. I can't believe you did it. This fucking city sent out an amber alert to not leave your house.

2:22.5

Three hours before this show, what the fuck? That is not good marketing for the Crabby's.

2:31.5

This girl, when we did the Sanzilus, I'm so glad. Thank you, thank you for braving the rain.

2:43.5

To be back in sunny, gorgeous Los Angeles. Beautiful, warm, temperature, Los Angeles.

2:51.5

I have missed seeing collarbones. It's like the Los Angeles mark the collarbone. I've seen so many of them back here.

3:04.5

We don't have that in Texas, okay? I see that in Texas, I'm putting you into the hospital.

3:12.5

We have an amazing show tonight. There's like a million, million categories. First of all, thank you everyone who voted in the Crabby's this year. We had like 20,000 votes.

3:24.5

Real housewives of Beverly Hills is leading the pack with 23 nominations. 23, 23. That's almost as many friends of the Salt Lake City, 23.

3:38.5

And this amazing throughout the years, seeing how things changed on Bravo. Last year ended, I think last year ended with two meatballs screaming.

3:48.5

Give my brother, give my sister, give my brother, give my sister. And this year began with two meatballs screaming, give my brother, give my sister.

4:02.5

Oh, how things change and yet they never change at all. A Buddha. It's true. You know, summer house and winter house and southern charm.

4:15.5

They really spoke to Bravo's commitment to cross pollinating their brands. And I personally am very excited for next year when we get below deck Lupa.

4:26.5

One of the luckiest people alive is Kim Zolciak. I don't know if you've been reading about her. That's what you do. Very much so.

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