Hello everybody, welcome to a good football show, I am Patrick Darty, joined as always

by Mr. Danny Carter, today we'll be talking 2021 Zero RB candidates, Danny has a new article

out that an avatarlist Twitter user has called solid info to help you finish dead last.

Danny, is this true? Why are you building NBC Universal out of all of its money?

Right, all of it, all of it really. Yes, it is great information to help you finish last

in your league and this really appeals to people who are in leagues that make the last place

person do horrible things. Yes, so everyone, you know, when you work at a company, everyone

has like their own niche, like your staff niche at NBC Sports, I just to help people finish last.

Right, so you needed someone like that. We didn't have anyone like that.

We didn't have, it was a new skill that we've been trying to utilize. Most of our listeners,

Danny, are probably broadly familiar, perhaps even intimately familiar with the Zero RB concept,

but you want to give us the quick, the quick. What's the latest justification for really?

What is the communist manifesto, fantasy football? What's the latest, and what's the latest excuse

for Zero RB is a real thing? Well, in our latest secret meeting in a cave in Sweden, I don't

even know if Sweden has tried, doesn't have caves. Yeah, actually it probably does. Every country has

caves. Well, we'll go with Greenland then. Anyway, you know, somewhere obscure, we decided to

continue the march toward everyone using Zero RB. I'm kidding, of course. The reason Zero RB.

One world, basically, this is the one world government. This is if football is Zero RB.

Yeah, exactly, and Tony Pollard is the mark of the beast. I'm kidding, of course.

Tony Pollard is a perfectly nice gentleman, too. Do not look for clues in the spot. We are not

signaling to any of you people. Also, yeah, do not play this podcast backwards. That's I'm asking

you not to do that. Poll is alive. He's not dead. Oh, that's a boomer reference. I know exactly.

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