2021 BASED OR CHEUGY

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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If Baby New Year was conceived at 4:48 AM December 29th (40 Baby New Year's Weeks) under the Texas Heartbeat Act it would have to be aborted by 2:39 PM and 50 seconds December 29th. Unreasonably fast! Baby New Year's Life (BYNL) = 1/100 Years Texas Abortion Ban = 6 Weeks (.115 years) 1 Year = 365 Days Standard Human Gestation = 40 Weeks .00115 years x 365 days / 1 year = .411 Days .411 days x 24 hours / day = 9.864 hours for Baby New Year's abortion window Baby New Years Gestation = 40 weeks x (1/100) = .4 weeks BNY Gestation or 67.2 Hours January 1st - 67.2 Hours = 4:48 AM December 29th 4:48 AM + 9.864 hours = 2:39 PM and 50 seconds JAKE'S BIRTHDAY SHOW 01/18 @ THE GUTTER https://www.ticketweb.com/event/guttermouth-comedy-jake-flores-clare-the-gutter-tickets/11655815?pl=scenic MERCH poddamnamerica.bigcartel.com PATREON patreon.com/poddamnamerica

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0:00.0	Locked them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness.
0:10.0	The government gives them the drugs, bills bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law,
0:16.0	and then wants us to sing God bless America.
0:19.0	No, no, no, not God bless America god damn america that's in the bible for killing innocent people god damn
0:31.9	america as less than human god damn america as long as she this is it this is the big time.
0:38.8	Okay.
0:39.8	Um, how do we intro at the end of the year?
0:43.7	Hold on to your New Year's hats, fuck sticks.
0:47.4	It's the end of the year as we know it.
0:51.7	We're about to sing you a song.
0:53.8	Song parodies. Those are good. End of the year as we know it. We're about to sing you a song. Song parodies.
0:55.7	Those are good.
0:56.5	End of the year as we know it.
0:58.5	Take off those glasses that are in the shape somehow of the number 2021.
1:05.5	And stick them.
1:07.8	I'll tell you where to stick them.
1:10.3	I'll tell you where to stick them. I'll tell you where to stick them.
1:12.0	This year was a goddamn, it was, let me tell you,
1:15.6	if I think of a metaphor for how I feel about this year
1:18.8	with all of my creative juices,
1:23.5	it would be something along the lines of,
1:26.2	I can't even think of anything
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