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🗓️ 23 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You can relax, that's the name of our podcast. Hello, welcome to relax the podcast. I'm Colleen Ballinger. Hi, Colleen Ballinger. Eric Stocklin, the husband of the year, the husband of the day. Thank you for that wonderful introduction. How are you, lovey? I'm okay. I need to relax. You're wet. I just took a shower. I'm clean. Not relaxed, but I'm clean. Did you wash your hair? I did get it wet. You got it wet. I washed my hair with shampoo and conditioner yesterday. Yeah, it's just, it's such a crazy concept to me to get your hair wet, but not it you wash it every time no but if my hair's |
| 0:39.1 | wet it's going to get washed i don't want to just like wet hair what isn't it like i feel like it was |
| 0:43.9 | smell like i want to keep the smell of the shampoo conditioner but if you wash that out with water |
| 0:49.2 | then it's like my hair will just smell like scalp skin smell my head smell my head smell bad are you saying are you |
| 0:58.9 | serious what's it smell like scalp skin no it doesn't i put products in it doesn't smell like |
| 1:05.3 | it doesn't smell like shampoo and conditioner well well i feel like i heard a got a haircut once and |
| 1:10.0 | the person was like you shouldn't wash your hair every time. |
| 1:13.1 | You should not. |
| 1:14.2 | Yes, that's correct. |
| 1:14.8 | So you don't get wet. |
| 1:15.6 | I can't imagine taking a shower |
| 1:17.0 | and being like, okay, we're starting over |
| 1:20.4 | another day in paradise. |
| 1:23.2 | Got to keep my hair the same |
| 1:25.8 | as I just slept with it. |
| 1:45.3 | Sean in the morning. You know what I mean? You got to keep this sleep bed head in. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want to get my hair wet and start my day with wet hair. I don't have, I don't know what you're talking about. I just, you just don't get your hair wet on the not wash days. No, you wash your hair on wash days. Do you wash your face? Of course. How do you wash your face without getting your hair wet in a shower? You don't put your hair in the water, but you put your face in the water. Do you put your hair up when you take a shower? Yes. If I'm not washing it. I wash my hair every other shower. Some girls go three days or four days. I used to go like a week without washing my hair. |
| 2:02.2 | I used to be like, I don't care. But now I shower every day, but I wash my hair every other shower. I'm not going to put you on the spot here, but sometimes I smell your hair. Oh, I bet it's funk. Sometimes. Pretty fun. Like hair. You can put me on the spot. Well, I don't want to do that. |
| 2:17.5 | I'm a good person. |
| 2:18.8 | You can do me on the spot. Well, I don't want to do that. I'm a good person. You can do that. Implying that I'm not a good person, I think, might be worse than saying, like, hey, your hair smells like skin. I put this, I put this work because I put this stuff in, so I feel like it would smell nice. What stuff? Let me smell it again. Yeah, no. It doesn't smell like, um, product. Not too much of a thing. Yeah, like, it smells like just like a crem. Crem. Mm-hmm. A bendella crem. Oh, it's the crem. No, maybe the crem is, is it the JVN crem? It wasn't that. That stuff you would know the smell. I like that stuff. No, you, I think it might be different for guys and girls. I actually don't know. I just know that for girls, usually, we don't wash your hair every day. And usually it's like twice a week-ish. I feel like it would be problematic for it to be wet. And I feel like sometimes you do your hair and it like lasts for |
| 3:08.2 | a day. You know what I mean? So it makes sense to me if you belong here. But if you've short hair, |
| 3:11.3 | are you not getting your hair wet in the shower? I don't know. Maybe they are. Yeah, I think maybe they are. I don't know. I don't know the rules. But I know that if you get your hair wet, you're rinsing out the... |
| 3:20.1 | What a waste of a shower though |
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