You can relax. That's the name of our podcast.

Hello, welcome to relax the podcast. Sorry, we were gone for a minute there.

But we're back. We're back and ready to party. Did you think we'd ever do it again?

Did you? I was asking that. I'm asking you. It was rhetorical. I don't know.

Yes?

I like your outfit. You look very 70 show or something. Oh, thanks. Yeah, looks cool. I... Sunday shirt? I did. I don't like it at all, but I'm wearing it for this so that I can say that I wore it. Oh. But thank you. As opposed to returning it? yeah it it's a lot of work. Yeah, we've gone over that.

I'm really bad at that. It's looking spooky in here, love. Did you decorate this hall? Have you not been in my office for a month? No, well, for suspension and disbelief, I was pretending like I hadn't. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, yes. He's acting. Mm-hmm. Yeah. With a yes and me.

Sorry, I just didn't understand.

Yes, this is spooky here.

Happy 200 first episode. Oh my gosh. Starting from the beginning again. Uh-huh. Until we get to 400. Yeah, skipping 300 all together. That's when we eat at Arbys. Wait, what about 300, though? Well, we waited until 200. I was just going by simple simple math. Okay, okay, okay. To go to Sonic. Is there another fast food place we've never been? How about a Hardee's? Probably. Have you been to Hardee's? Yeah. Because Hardee's on the East Coast is what Carl, I think it's what Carl's Jr. is out here. Yeah. Who needs to relax for you this week, Love? White Castle? White Castle needs to

relax? No, have you been to a white castle? No. I'll take you back to Jersey. But you have though. Yeah. So I thought the point was finding a place that neither has. Well, who needs to relax, lovey? I want to tell me. Well, I have, here's the thing. We haven't done the podcast in a couple weeks. So I have like a laundry list of things in my notes app. But I want to start strong with the hardest time I've, the hardest I've laughed in the past two weeks with you. The hardest you've made me laugh. Can you guess what it is? You made me laugh so hard with this. There was a piece of paper on our kitchen counter from some sort of activity.

Okay.

Show it to the camera here.

And as you can see, it's a piece of paper indicating how, for the listener,

indicating how to make shadow puppets with your hands.

And you saw this on our,

on our kitchen counter. And you said, I don't remember what I said. I know that like we were saying,

what is this handjob paperwork? I think, I think it was we were like. And I laughed for 10 minutes

straight. I think was it that or, you go get this out of here. What is this? A handjob paperwork?

Something like that, right? I don't remember. Something like that. But that I do know that like when we, like, you were like, well, I'm going to go to bed. And I was like, I think that's when I said it. I don't remember. I guess it doesn't matter when. I don't remember what or when. Yeah. We were both in the kitchen, yeah. That made me laugh.

What? I guess it doesn't matter when. I don't remember what or when. We were both in the kitchen, yeah.

That made me laugh.

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