202: Pants Clone
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Where are the natural wheels? How do I make a conspiracy theorist understand that space exists? What are SEO tools? Should we market climate change better? Why are car horns so primitive? How do I confront my mortality compared to red curry paste? What do I do about the frog in the car? Are Tic Tacs food? John and Hank have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:07.0 | Of course I've heard of it if it's Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.6 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you two B's advice and |
| 0:13.1 | bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wibble then John. |
| 0:18.7 | Did you know? |
| 0:19.7 | And I'm not making this up. |
| 0:20.9 | I saw it on Twitter and then I fact checked it that according to Greek mythology, there |
| 0:24.9 | was a half horse, half man named Kairan or possibly Chiron. |
| 0:29.4 | I don't know how to say Greeks words who did like helped heal people and was in charge |
| 0:35.3 | of like bringing medicine to folks, making this being the centaur for disease control. |
| 0:42.3 | And it sounds like I made that up and just like convoluted to get to the joke. |
| 0:47.9 | But this is actually a thing. |
| 0:50.0 | That's a great that Hank, that's a great joke. |
| 0:52.6 | Did you write that? |
| 0:53.6 | It's not a joke one and two. |
| 0:55.4 | No, I didn't. |
| 0:56.4 | I've had Malinda Howard tweeted about it. |
| 0:58.0 | It's people said to be on Twitter. |
| 0:59.6 | Okay, that explains it. |
| 1:00.8 | So someone else wrote a great joke on Twitter that you then repeated. |
| 1:05.1 | And it is, that is a great joke. |
| 1:06.8 | The centaur for disease control makes me briefly wish that I had Twitter again. |
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