201: Sex Machine

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Surgery is done!
Pata Fria had a rough time but she’s finally home.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, re-use your towels and Robert Crumb is basically Crystal’s family.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	we're live welcome you guys welcome to episode 201 of hello dysfunction I'm
0:23.8	personally I'm glad she's alive fuck I'm alive I finally made it home and guess what
0:33.9	guys we will no longer after this episode be discussing surgery ever the
0:39.0	fuck again because I said if you discuss surgery or bring it up I'm having you
0:43.5	Baker acted and the show is ended this was not a good experience so God I
0:54.2	don't even know where to start really where you start so before we started
0:57.8	recording I was telling her something and I said oh God I'll just I just
1:00.9	want to I said kill me or kill myself I open up my Facebook and it's a
1:05.5	suggested ad for dignity and dying you know I live that like a comment like
1:14.1	that on people's like post before or something and then a thing will pop up
1:19.2	like we're here for you like basically like if you need additional support
1:25.0	follow this link please don't be here for me yeah I'm having internet
1:32.5	troubles this morning so I'm hopefully hoping that I don't fucking disconnect
1:36.9	midway through this episode and we're via satellite by the way yeah so surgery
1:44.4	surgery went good I don't know why they suggested that I guess because I
1:51.9	needed more stomach and ab stuff than than a BBL but the the surgeon like when
1:58.4	I sent in my photos and shit they recommended that I do a tummy tuck and a
2:02.0	BBL again at the same time so I'm thinking well they know best right so let's
2:08.7	do it so even at the clinic they were like the people were like why are you
2:13.7	doing both at once like that's a big deal that's a lot and I said I don't
2:17.9	fucking know like this is what was suggested to me but the whole time I'm
2:22.7	thinking like I'm not getting a lot of fat added to my ass anyway so you know
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