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The Around the NFL podcast.

The inventors of the Mancannon.

Welcome back to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansus and I am joined by a room filled with heroes.

Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling and Greg Rosenthal. What's up, boys? Hey, Dan. You know, that could be misinterpreted in the wrong hands. Sure. By a listener that's not aware that the man canon is one of Wes's go-to shirts ever since he got into a serious romantic relationship. Yeah, it's more like a shirt slash hoodie, isn't it?

Yeah, most hoodies are sweatshirts.

This is just a hooded shirt.

It's a man cannon.

Basically, one of the basic tenets of Wes's relationship

or one of the requirements for Wes, his paramour said,

out with the plaid, in with the stylish, you know, kind of like, hey, let's go over to the gap, let's check out.

What are some other places you went to in the mall?

I don't even know what these stores are called anymore.

Well, whatever the stores are, the outfit needs to say, I'm more manly than you.

That's what they say.

I don't know about that.

That's Greg reading into it.

Greg feels you seem to be slightly threatened by Wes's new wardrobe.

I'm just impressed.

The word that was used was she told me my wardrobe was two country, which I think is code for something.

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