2010 Specials - Episode 1

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2010

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 20 and As It Occurs To Me is back for a short autumn run. Richard fears the consequences of being the 21st Century Dustin Gee, but not as much as Stewart Lee should. God is also keeping an eye on the chubby comedian's material and if His representatives on Earth are anything to go by then He doesn't like it. In the meanwhilst, Emma has met an iconic TV star, Christian is a rock god and Dan looks like someone's dad, though Ben Elton is not looking like an ah-argh stand-up comedian. Strangers are wanting to marry off Rich and his non-imaginary girlfriend and she may be up for it, even if Rich has been watching porn films 'for research'. Plus there's been some unseasonable behaviour for early October and a big surprise about one of the country's favourite sceptics. All in all it's good to be back. Hope you agree!

Transcript

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me
0:04.0	occurs to me as it occurs to me
0:06.0	with special guest titles by Banksy
0:11.0	Yeah, imagine a rat,
0:14.0	holding a sign saying,
0:16.0	Up you the man.
0:18.0	And two policemen kissing, yeah, wow.
0:21.0	And a gun bit's a banana.
0:23.4	Yes!
0:25.0	Can I have my money now, please?
0:27.0	Have yours?
0:28.0	And please welcome the man, it's all occurred to Richard Harris and Harry! Richard Harry. Thank you very much.
0:37.0	That is how up to date we are.
0:41.0	Most of our audience don't even know about the Banksy and the Simpsons things
0:44.8	You people at home here. You all know what we're talking about.
0:47.6	Hello and welcome to the landmark 20th episode of the show that all the cock-sucking cowboys and cock-munching
0:54.8	cannibals and serial killers who make necklaces out of vaginas are calling
0:59.6	Aiotema! That's human and thing. It's the totally unedited internet stand-up and sketch show
1:08.0	which is more hastily constructed than an Indian Commonwealth Stadium
1:15.6	with jokes as solid is a chillian mind and laughs as dependable as a weak reference to something that is currently in the news
1:20.6	which apparently passes for comedy with the feckless cockless British public
1:24.9	I don't know something about gamu.
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