2010 Specials - Edinburgh

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2010

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

What a ludicrous idea. In a Fringe where Herring is already performing 36 shows in 26 days, what would possess him to write an hour of stand-up and sketches about what he has been up to? Utter lunacy. Christian didn't got to bed til 6am by which time Richard was up and furiously typing at his keyboard to bring you stories of ghosts in the swimming pool, the Pride of Scotland and how he is more Scotch than a significant proportion of Edinburgh residents. Emma is fascinated with caterpillars and not in a cute way and Dan has been watching some experimental theatre involving birdlife and faeces. Whilst the spectre of Richard Herring might hang over Andrew Collings' solo show, there is an elephant in this packed and chandeliered room which is at least reminiscent of Collings. With Haribo coming out of their eyeballs how will the sleep deprived cast cope with this early start? And who is the most Scotch character on their roster of freaks? You might be surprised by the answer.

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0:00.0	As it occurs to me
0:04.0	occurs to me as it occurs to me
0:06.0	to me
0:10.0	and please welcome the man it's all occurred to Richard Herring.
0:17.0	Thank you.
0:21.0	Thank you very much.
0:25.0	Welcome to an all-scotch version known as it occurs to me.
0:31.0	Or as all the be kilted toothless bag people players are calling it
0:35.7	okay yay yat the mr
0:37.7	we're up at the Edinburgh fringe coming to you from the resplendent ballroom at the
0:43.2	assembly rooms with its three chandeliers.
0:45.8	So if you hear any strange tinkling during the recording, that will probably be TV's
0:51.5	Emma Kennedy. She's quite old now and unable to control her bladder
0:57.0	as she used to.
0:58.2	Plus her cloaca is made of crystal.
1:01.6	Or at least her aged flaps are now so dry that that is what they most resemble.
1:08.0	Did I mention before that it's quite rude as well?
1:11.0	To the newcomers. I've been up in Scotland for the last two and a half weeks and despite my constant
1:16.3	depiction of the Scotch people as shrieking stereotypical buffoons on this podcast, I've been
1:21.4	openly walking the streets and I haven't once been battered.
1:25.0	I'm like all the food in Scotland.
1:27.0	Ah!
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