#201: That Didn’t Last Long
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2017
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
2- No pie for you.
3- Couldn’t make it through one speech... Pocahontas? Really?!
4- Date 14 year olds or arrest guys trying to date 14 year olds? WWJD?
5- Keep my net neutral!
6- Warriors did it to me again. Kudos, K.D.. Now please call Tiger.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo. I want to welcome you to episode 201 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? Well, last week was |
| 0:24.3 | Thanksgiving. It was a happy Thanksgiving. It lasted for one day, one day until they ruined my |
| 0:30.4 | Thanksgiving. Beautiful Thursday. Then Friday morning, I find out Tiger Woods was playing golf with Donald Trump. |
| 0:38.7 | Now, up until Friday, I had been a huge Tiger Woods fan. |
| 0:43.1 | I love Tiger. |
| 0:44.1 | I know Tiger screwed up with the cheating on his wife and with the drunk driving arrest. |
| 0:50.8 | But, you know, I loved him. |
| 0:52.6 | I thought he's the greatest golfer in my generation, in my time. But, you know, I loved him. I thought he's the greatest golfer in my generation, |
| 0:56.3 | in my time, arguably the greatest golfer of all time. But we know Jack Nicholas had four more |
| 1:02.3 | majors, et cetera, et cetera. Tiger changed golf. Tiger made golf. Cool. Tiger brought literally |
| 1:08.7 | billions of dollars to golf. And if you remember in the early 2000s |
| 1:15.3 | if tiger was playing on sunday we were watching you weren't watching football you weren't watching |
| 1:20.5 | baseball you weren't watching basketball if tiger was in the lead on sunday we were watching |
| 1:26.5 | a red shirt so So I love Tiger. |
| 1:30.3 | Then he decided to play golf with Donald Trump. |
| 1:33.3 | Now, I'm done. I'm done. |
| 1:35.3 | That was it. |
| 1:36.3 | That was the straw that broke the camels back. |
| 1:38.3 | That was whatever you want to call it. |
| 1:40.3 | Now, some people, I posted this on Facebook and they said, |
| 1:43.3 | oh man, you can't give up on a guy just because he made a choice. Yeah, yeah, I can. I absolutely can. Because it's not just a choice. It's playing with Donald Trump. Anytime you involve yourself with Donald Trump, you are supporting Donald Trump. If you're Tiger, and I know Tiger's gone through the whole thing of a multicultural, |
| 2:04.2 | I'm Asian, this and that. |
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