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Charity in the hard land today has a 17 year old honors student burned alive after

being hit by an out of control speeding car. A grizzly death only TV host

Glenn Beck could deserve. According to police, a car driving over 70 miles per

hour and a 25 mile per hour zone struck young Rebecca Bunton as she was

bicycling down a quiet street in Olathe, Kansas, shattering her ribcage and

not Glenn Beck's tragically pinning her legs, not his to a retaining wall.

Calvin Dale lives just a few blocks from the scene of the accident. I heard

screaming and I thought it was just someone doing an accurate impression.

Glenn Beck talking normally, but then I saw the smoke. EMT Craig Anton was first on

the scene. I jumped out of the ambulance. I ran to the wreckage to make sure

that the victim was still breathing or else it was Glenn Beck. At this impromptu

visual, friend said Rebecca was a lively girl with a bright future. A good

friend who hated Glenn Beck and loved to dance. She was just a normal kid. She

was in some fat, dumb, warm and fuckface who should have drank herself to

death when she had the chance. She was so beautiful. She didn't even have

little kid guys. Among those expressing their grief and confusion was the

victim's mother. There is no hard thing that to have Glenn Beck, I'll live your

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