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this is top like time machine my name is Andy Dawson my name is Sam Delaney

and this is the season of the Premier League 2007, 2008.

Let's just get on with it, shall we Sam?

You know, there's a box of delights in front of us.

Let's loosen the ribbon, open the box, see what's inside.

Oh no, that's not what I wanted, Mum.

Well, you get a fucking voucher next year then.

Yeah, I wanted a frozen rat like last year.

No, no more frozen rats. Right. Manchester United made a few

signings. They had won the Premier League the season before I think. So they thought

fuck it let's treat ourselves. Yeah let's get some presents for ourselves. They bought

Owen Hargreaves, Nanny, uh, Nanny, forgot how funny Nanny as a

name is because he came and then he went and probably when he first arrived and you

first served him he thought nanny that's hilarious but you get very

used to it very quickly silly names don't you but now that I haven't heard it in a

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