(2007/11/20) Get A BRAIN! MORANS (MP3)
Best of the Left - Leftist Perspectives on Progressive Politics, News, Culture, Economics and Democracy
Jay Tomlinson
4.5 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2007
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Act 2: Lee Camp - Delicious Disaster
Act 3: The Young Turks - Oral Robberts Sexy Scandal
Act 4: Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs
Act 5: David Cross - The Week Football Stopped
Act 6: The Onion - Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Act 7: George Carlin - Religion is Bullshit
Act 8: The Young Turks - Lets Talk About Sex
Music:
When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman - Steel Pulse
State of Shock - The Jackson 5
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too - Say Anything
The Shadow Of Your Smile - Tommy McCook
Flava 4 Raver - Skibadee, Det and Fearless
Beverly Hills - Weezer
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to a special all-comedy episode of Best of the Left podcast. |
| 0:07.6 | Today's show contains clips from George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Lee Camp, The Young Turks, |
| 0:11.5 | The Onion, and David Cross. |
| 0:13.3 | Warning! |
| 0:14.3 | The following episode contains some language that may not be suitable for young children. |
| 0:17.8 | It also contains audio that not-so-adulcan-requestions the existence of God and shamelessly mocks |
| 0:21.6 | the hypocrisy of modern day-organized religion. |
| 0:25.0 | Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to |
| 0:36.8 | fuck in the first place, huh? |
| 0:40.0 | Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? |
| 0:49.6 | They're all in favor of the unborn. |
| 0:51.3 | They will do anything for the unborn. |
| 0:53.2 | So once you're born, you're on your own. |
| 1:00.2 | Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with a fetus from conception to nine months. |
| 1:06.0 | After that, they don't want to know about you. |
| 1:07.8 | They don't want to hear from you. |
| 1:09.1 | No nothing. |
| 1:10.1 | No neonatal care, no daycare, no headstock, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, |
| 1:14.4 | no nothing. |
| 1:15.4 | If you're pre-born, you're fine. |
| 1:17.4 | If you're preschool, you're fucked. |
| 1:27.4 | Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach military age. |
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