(2006/05/08) He May Be a Failure, but He's Our Failure (Colbert's Correspondents Dinner Speech)
Best of the Left - Leftist Perspectives on Progressive Politics, News, Culture, Economics and Democracy
Jay Tomlinson
4.5 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2015
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
A special rerun episode from 2006 when Stephen Colbert was invited to give the keynote at the White House Coorespondents Dinner. Getting sick this week gives me the perfect excuse to replay this just after The Colbert Report came to a close.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome everyone. Today's going to be a little bit different than normal. I've got a rear-run episode for you, |
| 0:04.1 | but it's a special one, one that you should definitely stick around for, and one that actually |
| 0:08.8 | deserves an introduction and an explanation, so that's what I'm doing now. In the past few months, |
| 0:14.4 | when it was announced that Stephen Colbert was going to be leaving his show on Comedy Central and |
| 0:19.4 | moving over to Phil, one of the late night host spots, it sort of reignited a conversation about |
| 0:26.1 | what he, as a satirical political pundit, has brought to the political landscape and in the media, |
| 0:35.6 | and then also sort of reignited a little bit of discussion of people remembering one of the |
| 0:43.9 | biggest splashes he made was when back in 2006, he hosted the White House Correspondence Denner, |
| 0:50.0 | and so as all this discussion was happening and people were sort of lamenting that he will be |
| 0:56.8 | gone and this character of his will be lost, I thought to myself, I should replay the show that I |
| 1:04.4 | made at the time back in 2006 about Stephen Colbert's White House Correspondence Denner hosting, |
| 1:11.9 | and so I had that idea and then I promptly forgot it, and then it didn't come back up for a while |
| 1:17.2 | until today, and the reason it's coming up today is because at the beginning of this week, |
| 1:22.9 | I felt a tiny bit sick, and each day since I felt a little bit worse and a little bit worse, |
| 1:31.3 | and sometimes it's a cough, and sometimes it's congestion, and sometimes it's both, and I woke up |
| 1:36.9 | today with a terrible headache and aches and pains and sore throat and cough and science congestion, |
| 1:43.8 | I thought, I don't remember the last time I did this, if ever, but I'm going to call in sick today, |
| 1:50.2 | this is ridiculous. My original plan was to do a Charlie Hebdo episode today, and I just thought, |
| 1:56.0 | I cannot do that subject justice, hopped up on de-conjustance and pain killers, so I started looking |
| 2:04.8 | around for a rerun to do, we've reminded about the Colbert Correspondence Center episode I thought |
| 2:10.8 | today's the day. So as I said, this episode is from May 2006, if you can even believe it, |
| 2:17.8 | I only started producing Best of Left in January 2006, so I'd had a full four months of production |
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